A little about me:
I am but half of who I was, And yet I know not who I am. See, they're all keen to cut you open and rearrange your plumbing so you can lose 200 pounds and have a chance at an actual life. What they don't tell you is how they don't bother to cut out that part of you that's still 400 pounds, that can't go out in public, that's never dated or know what it's like to be loved romantically. They don't tell you that even after 2 years, you'll still be battling the same demons. I think they should've told me.
